The Rocky Horror Show Audience Participation

Ihr sitzt im Kino und hört wie Fans Zwischenrufe machen oder auf Filmdialoge antworten geben und wollt auch mitmachen? Leider wisst ihr nicht was denn da so gerufen wird? Kein Problem. Hier ist eine Liste mit bekannten Zwischenrufen. Es gibt in den unterschiedlichen Kinos und Stage Groups auch verschiedene Sprüche. Hier werden lediglich die gebräuchlichsten dargestellt. Also keinen Kopf machen wenn ihr mal was anderes ruft. Das ist auch überhaupt nicht peinlich sondern bereichert die Fangemeinde.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, God said "Let there be lips." And they were, and they were good.

Science Fiction/Double Feature

LIPS: And he told us where we stand...
- On our feet

LIPS: Claude Rains was the invisible man.
- Who's Claude Rains?

LIPS: They got caught in a celluloid jam
- Yeah Jam!

LIPS: It came from...
- Where?

LIPS: Outer Space...
- Thank you!

LIPS: I saw that Leo G. Carroll...
- Was fucking a barrel

LIPS: When tarantula took to the hills...
- Lick it!

LIPS: And I really got hot when I saw...
- Janet's twat!

LIPS: That spits poison and kills...
- Yeah, kills

LIPS: Dana Andrews said prunes...
- Gave him the shits!

LIPS: And passing them used lots of skill.
- Yeah, skill!

LIPS: But when worlds collide...
- Boom!

LIPS: I'm gonna give ya...
- Some joints and some pills

LIPS: Like a...
- Like what?

LIPS: In the back row...
- Fuck the back row

CHURCH SCENE:

RALPH: Betty's gonna throw the bouquet
- Hey Janet, do you have syph?

RALPH: Hey, big fella
- How would you know?

RALPH: See ya, Brad
- See ya, Sucker

RALPH: Come on, Betty, hop in...
- Think about it, Asshole...Wait til tonight, she got hers, now he'll get his.

JANET: Now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.
- Hapshit...

BRAD: Ralph's a lucky guy...
- No he's not. She's got syph.

WOMAN: I always cry at weddings...
- So do I, honey

BRAD: Betty's a wonderful little cook...
- She's the hottest baked potato on Denton...yeah, Denton! The home of Happiness.

BRAD: A promotion in a year or two...
- If he doesn't get busted first

BRAD: Hey Janet...
- Sit on my face and wiggle...

BRAD: I've got something to say...
- Say it

BRAD: I really love the...
- Starts with an "S". Sku..Sku..Sku..Sku..

BRAD: Skilful way...
- What a fuckin' genius

BRAD: You beat the other girls...
- With whips and chains

BRAD: To the bridal bouquet...
- And that too

BRAD: There's three ways that love can grow
- Sex, drugs, and rock and roll

BRAD: That's...
- Gay, straight and mediocre

BRAD: Oh, J-A-N-E-T
- I want a blow

JANET: I'm so glad that you...
-Fuck Mom and you blow Dad

JANET: Oh, Brad...
- Oh, shit

JANET: I'm mad...
- Oh, shit

BRAD: Made me...
- Piss in my pants and then panic

JANET: Oh, Brad...
- You fag... I love you.

CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:

(At the beginning of scene)
-The man you are about to see has no fuckin' neck. Where's your fuckin' neck?

CRIM: I would like...
- You would, would you?

CRIM: If I may...
- You may

CRIM: To take you...
- Where?

CRIM: On a strange journey...
- How strange was it? It was so strange they made a movie about it;
not a book, a movie.

CRIM: It was a fairly ordinary night...
- Ordinary?

CRIM: When Brad Majors...
- Asshole

CRIM: And his fiancee...
- Slut!

CRIM: Janet Weiss...
- Veisss!

CRIM: Two young healthy kids...
- Healthy?

CRIM: Professor Everett...
- Snot (Boos & Hisses)

CRIM: Now friend to both of them...
- Is it true that you're constipated?

CRIM: There were dark storm clouds...
- Describe your balls

CRIM: They were driving...
- Is it true that you're gay?

CRIM: Badly in need of some air...
- So's your fuckin' neck

CRIM: Normal kids
- Normal?

CRIM: Spoil the events of the evening
- certainly not

CRIM: On a night out...
- Come a little bit closer,

CRIM: They were going to remember
- For how long?

CRIM: A very long time...
- What a fuckin' drip

CAR SCENE:

(Scene opens)
- Hey Dick, have you ever been a quitter?

NIXON: I have never been a quitter
- Bullshit

NIXON: To every instinct in my body...
- You call that a body?

NIXON: But as President...
- You call that a President?

NIXON: The interest of America first
- What does America need?

NIXON: Needs a full time President
- What else?

BRAD: To that type...
- Yeah! That type!

JANET: What's the matter Brad?
- Make a sound like a cow.

BRAD: A few miles back...
- Asshole

BRAD: Just have to turn back...
- Look out!

JANET: What was that bang?
- A gang bang!

BRAD: That spare tyre fixed...
- Asshole

JANET: In the middle of nowhere...
- What's white and sells...

JANET: I'm coming with you...
- That'll be a first

JANET: Might be a beautiful woman...
- He is!

JANET: Never come back again...
- You should be so lucky!

(Before Janet sings)
- Buy an umbrella you cheap bitch... Sing Bitch!

JANET: Burning bright...
- What's up your ass?

JANET: There's a guiding star...
- That must hurt

(Before Riff sings)
- Sing to us, O Hairless One!

CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:

(At end of song)
- And Betsy Ross used to sit home and sew and sew and...

CRIM: That there plight required...
- Are you sure?

CRIM: Or had they?
- Nyah-ha-ha

CASTLE:

(Doorbell rings)
- Ding-dong, Asshole calling
(Door creaks)
- Say hello, Riff.

BRAD: Hi, my name is Brad Majors...
- Asshole

BRAD: My fiancee, Janet Weiss...
- Veiss

BRAD: You have a phone we might use...
- Look between Janets' legs

JANET: Yes, it's raining...
- No shit, Sherlock - Are you an asshole, Brad?

BRAD: Yes...
- Are you on drugs, Riff?

RIFF: Perhaps you better both...
- Fuck off

RIFF: Come inside...
- I don't care where you come, long as you clean it up!

BRAD: Hunting lodge for rich weirdos
- Yeah, rich weirdos. Hey, Riff, which way?

RIFF: This way...
- Follow the bouncing thumb

JANET: Are you having a party?
- No, it's my sister's Baz Mitzvah.

RIFF: It's one of the master's affairs
- Which one?

(clock chimes)
- Hey, Riff, show us your mother.

RIFF: I've got to...
- Smoke a bowl

RIFF: I remember doing the time warp
- 1, 2

(before Criminologist)
- How is it done?

MAG: Into the time slip...
- Work that bird

(Columbia's tap dance)
- 2 4 6 8 10 12 14. Eat your heart out Ann Miller

JANET: Say something...
- Say something stupid...

BRAD: How to do the Madison...
- I do the rock myself, I do the swing.

BRAD: In a bit of a hurry...
- Left

JANET: Right...
- Left

BRAD: We don't want to be any worry
- We both want to fuck Tim Curry

FRANK: Stay for the night...
- Night!

FRANK: Maybe a bite...
- Bite!

FRANK: My favourite obsession
- Sex

FRANK: I've been making a man...
- You call that a man?

FRANK: Good for relieving my...
- Sexual

FRANK: So...
- What?

FRANK: Come up to the lab...
- And fuck me on the slab

FRANK: With antici...
- Say it, Consta...

FRANK: So I'll remove...
- Your clothes. But what about the nasty symptoms?

(Before Brad says thank you)
- What do you say when Frank fucks you?

COL: To nice a job to rush...
- Yeah, rush!

BRAD: My name is Brad Majors...
- Asshole

BRAD: Janet Weiss...
- Veiss, hey Brad, how do you stoop to urinate?

COL: Right arm for the privelege...
- Or there left tit

MAG: ...does not like to be kept waiting
- What do you do to an uncomfortable cock (pause)
Drop it! Thank you

RIFF: We are simply his...
- Slaves

LABORATORY SCENE:

(before Frank says "Magenta")
- What's your favourite colour?

FRANK: Magenta
- Where do you get your pot?

FRANK: Go and assist...
- Woof-woof

BRAD: Brad Majors...
- Asshole

BRAD: Janet Veiss...
- Weiss!

BRAD: Weiss...
- Frank, do you speak French?

FRANK: It'll make you feel less...
- Naked

FRANK: Offer them...
- Horse brutality

BRAD: Ungrateful!
- Superman!

FRANK: Perfect specimen of manhood, so
- Big

FRANK: Proud of him Janet...
- Hey Janet, are you a slut?

RIFF: Merely await your word...
- (pause) - Hey Frank, when's the orgy?

FRANK: An accident to make it happen...
- A what?

FRANK: That elusive ingredient...
- Who's your favourite character on Star Trek?

FRANK: Breath of life...
- Are you going to fuck everyone in the audience tonight?

FRANK: Yes...
- Do you know about gay sex?

FRANK: I have that knowledge...
- What do you hold under you arm?

FRANK: I hold the secret...
- To life?

FRANK: To life...
- Itself?

FRANK: Destined to be...
- Fucked!

FRANK: OK?
- Hey Frank, how do you kill roaches?

FRANK: Better than that...
- Why don't you ask Brad and Janet?

FRANK: What do you think of him?
- Lie, Janet

JANET: With too many muscles...
- Just one big one

FRANK: Snatch, clean and jerk...
- Off

FRANK: One from the vaults...
- A greaser from the freezer, a bat outta Hell.

FRANK: Oh, Baby...
- I'm upset

FRANK: It was a mercy killing...
- Mercy, mercy, mercy

FRANK: Make me...
- Oh, Dance with a midget.

FRANK: Take Charles Atlas by the...
- Balls!

FRANK: In just seven days...
- That's a week

FRANK: Just dynamic tension
- Sing it Bitch

CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:

(As scene begins)
- I say that life is an illusion

CRIM: Life is an illusion
- Like your neck

CRIM: Figment of our imagination
- Like your neck

CRIM: Somber bridal
- Sweeeeet!

CRIM: A feeling which...
- Greeeew! Unlike your neck.

JANET'S BEDROOM:

JANET: Come in...
- And out and in again

FRANK: Why, nothing...
- Yet!

FRANK: All bad, is it...
- It isn't all Brad either

FRANK: Not all spent yet...
- For a nickel I will

FRANK: Cross my heart and hope to die
- Stick a dildo in my eye

BRAD'S BEDROOM:

BRAD: What have you done with Janet?
- Fucked the shit out of her

BRAD: Never, never
- Never, never

BRAD: I thought it was the real thing.
- It is!

FRANK: Give yourself over to pleasure...
- It is in New Jersey

FRANK: Coming!
- So is Brad

LABORATORY:

JANET: Oh, Brad...
- Oh, Janet

JANET: Brad, my darling
- Janet, my fish

JANET: How could I have done this to you?
- It was easy. But it would have been easier without the pantyhose.

JANET: If only we hadn't made this journey.
- But you did

JANET: If only the car hadn't brokendown.
- But it did

JANET: If only we were amongst friends
- But you aren't

JANET: Or sane persons...
- Two out of three ain't bad

ROCKY: (crying)
- Leave him alone. He's monsterbating

JANET: Did they do this to you?
- They sure did! Those snivelling shits!

JANET: Dress your wounds...
- And undress mine

JANET: Baby, there...
- That's no baby, Janet. 1, 2, 3, Hey Janet, you wanna fuck?

CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:

CRIM: Mental state...
- And you can only read about it, Shitlips.

CRIM: A highly and irrational...
- Mouthwash

CRIM: Janet was indeed...
- A nymphomaniac

LABORATORY:

JANET: I was feeling done in...
- And pushed up

JANET: Couldn't win
- Like the Mets

JANET: I'd only ever kissed before...
- What a crock of shit

JANET: I thought there's no use getting
- Laid

JANET: And seat wetting...
- Yeah! Wet seats!

JANET: And I want more...
- More, more, more

JANET: And rub you down...
- Down, down, down

(as Frank starts whipping)
- Hit him! Hit him again! Hit him harder!

RIFF: Master, we have a visitor...
- What does Capt. Kirk say to his chief engineer?

BRAD: Happens to be a friend of mine
- What's your favourite fruit drink?

BRAD: I was telling...
- A lie

RIFF: The intruder has entered the building, master
- Where could he be?

FRANK: In the Zen Room!
- Not the Zen Room!

FRANK: In person...
- Oh, no! Not the Triple Contact Electro Magnet

SCOTT: Frank-N-Furter
- Mit Kraut!

SCOTT: We meet at last...
- No, we meet at first

SCOTT: Brad, what are you doing here?
- Oh, just fucking around

FRANK: What Brad Majors is doing here..
- Getting good head

FRANK: I know Brad is...
- You promised you wouldn't tell

SCOTT: To find Eddie...
- Sweatty!

FRANK: What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott?
- Get conceited.

SCOTT: Eddie happens to be...
- My dinner

(Janet moans)
- You blew it, Bitch! Mouseketeer call, sound off

(after each "Rocky")
- Uhhh!

MAG: Master, dinner is prepared...
- And we helped! What do you think of oral sex?

FRANK: Formal dress is to be optional
- Toga! Toga! Toga!

DINNER TABLE:

FRANK: A toast
- To cannibalism

FRANK: Happy birthday to you
- Woo!

FRANK: Happy birthday to you
- Woo!

FRANK: Shall we?
- Hey Riff, deal me a slice

FRANK: Another slice anyone?
- And you took the food right out of my mouth,
oh it must have been while you were chewing me.

FRANK: Dr. Von Scott...
- Janet, Brad, Rocky, Uhh!

SCOTT: From the day he was born...
- Not the night, but the day

SCOTT: He was trouble...
- Not monopoly, but trouble

SCOTT: He vas the thorn...
- Not the rose, but the thorn

SCOTT: In his Mothers' side...
- Not the back, but the side

SCOTT: She tried in vain...
- Not the artery, but the vein

SCOTT: Nothing but shame...
- Shame, shame, shame

SCOTT: He left home the day she died...
- It's Rockin' Scott

(after next four lines)
- Shoo-Bop, Shoo-Bop, Bop

CRIM: Low down cheap little punk
- Yeah! Punk!

SCOTT: But he must have been drawn
- Shoo-Bop, Shoo-Bop, Bop
(also after next two lines)

SCOTT: In a note which reads:
- What's it say, what's it say?

LABORATORY:

BRAD: You mean...
- A vibrator

CRIM: And then she cried out...
- More! More! More!

JANET: You're a hot dog!
- Who's Tim Curry?

COL: I loved you...
- What did you say?

FRANK: Not easy having a good time...
- Try Disney World

FRANK: You shall receive it in abundance
- What tastes good on cornflakes?

CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:

CRIM: Brad and Janet had both tasted...
- Frank's cock!

CRIM: Forbidden fruit...
- Yeah! Frank's cock!

CRIM: Of little morals...
-Yeah! Little morals!

CRIM: And some persuation...
- Yeah! Persuation!

CRIM: And what of the floor show...
- Yeah! Floor show!

CRIM: What indeed...
Where do you masturbate?

CRIM: In an empty house...
- When do you masturbate?

CRIM: In the middle of the night...
- The rates are cheaper

CRIM: Crazed imagination
- Yeah! Diabolical plan that seized Frank's crazed imagination.

CRIM: This was going to be...
- A picnic?

CRIM: No picnic...
- Oh shit! And I brought the ants!

FLOOR SHOW/FINALE:

COL: The only thing that gives me hope
- Is smoking dope

COL: My love of a certain dope...
- Yeah! Dope!

ROCKY: I'm just seven hours old
- And can't dance

ROCKY: The only thing I've come to trust
- Is Janet's bust

ROCKY: Rush of lust
- Yeah! Lust!

FRANK: Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
- She went apeshit!

FRANK: As it clung to her thigh...
- What? The apeshit?

FRANK: How I started to cry...
- I'd cry too, if I had apeshit on my thigh

FRANK: To be dressed just the same
- So did I, Honey.

SCOTT: We've got to get
- The fuck

SCOTT: My mind may snap...
- Crackle and pop

SCOTT: My life will be lived...
- OK, America! Show us your underalls

JANET: God bless Lilli St. Cyr...
- Hey Frank, whose pool is it?

FRANK: Wait...
- Can you explain?

FRANK: I can explain...
- This better be good, you got shot the last time.

(Start of "I'm Going Home")
- Ladies and Gentlemen, for one night and one night only, Alfalfa's shadow.

FRANK: I want to come again...
- So does Brad!

MAG: How sentimental...
- You bitch!

SCOTT: Society must be protected
- Fuck society!

RIFF: Say goodbye to all of this...
- Goodbye to all of this

RIFF: And Hello...
- Hello

RIFF: To Oblivion...
Hi, Oblivion, how are the wife and kids? (pause)
First one to scream gets it right between the tits.

MAG: They liked you...
- Get paranoid, Riff

SCOTT: You did right
- Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch...

SCOTT: You OK by me
- Na-Nu, Na-Nu.

RIFF: I'm sorry about your...
- Dinner?

SCOTT: Eddie?
- No, Penelope -What should they do?

RIFF: Go
- When?

RIFF: My most...
- Ugly Q-tip

MAG: Ah Sweet transexual
- You called..?

MAG: Land of night
- And high electric bills

MAG: To take that...
- Starts with an "S".
Stu... stu...

CRIMINOLOGIST'S OFFICE:

CRIM: And crawling on the planet's face
- What are disco people?

CRIM: Lost in time...
- What's your favourite TV show?

CRIM: And lost in space...
- What does this film lack?

THE END