Sweet Transvestite


 

Frank-N-Furter: How dyou do
I see youve met my faithful handyman
Hes a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He throught you were the candy man
Dont get strung out by the way I look
Dont judge a book by its cover
Im not much of a man by the light of day
But by night Im one hell of a lover
Im just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania
Let me show you around or maybe play you a sound
You look like youre both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual thats not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Brad:Im glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
Were both in a bit of a hurry
Well just say where we are and go back to the car
We dont want to be any worry
Frank-N-Furter:Well, you got caught with a flat
Well, how bout that!
Well, babies, dont you panic.
By the light of the night
Itll all seem all right
Ill get you a satanic mechanic
Im just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania
Frank-N-Furter:Why dont you stay for the night
Riff-Raff,Magenta,Columbia: .Night
Frank-N-Furter:Or maybe a bite
Riff-Raff,Magenta,Columbia:Bite
Frank-N-Furter:I could show you my favorite obsession
Ive been making a man with blonde hair and a tan
And hes good for relieving my... tension!
Im just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania
So, come up to the lab
And see whats on the slab
I see you shiver with antici... pation
But maybe the rain is really to blame
So Ill remove the cause...
But not the symptom!