Planet, Schmanet, Janet


 
Frank:I´ll tell you once, I won´t tell you twice
You´d better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don´t taste too nice
You´d better wise up, Janet Weiss
I´ve laid the seed
It should be all you need
You´re as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an E or first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You´ve got a block, well take my advice
You´d better wise up, Janet Weiss
The transducer will seduce yah
Janet:My feet! I can´t move my feet!
Dr. Scott:My wheels! My God, I can´t move my wheels!
Brad:It´s as if we´re glued to the spot!
Frank:You are, so quake with fear you tiny fools!
Janet:We´re trapped!
Frank:It´s something you´ll get used to
A mental mind-fuck can be nice
Dr. Scott:You wan´t find earth people quite the easy mark
you imagine. this sonic transducer, it is I suppose, some kind
of audio-vibratory, physio-molecular transport device
Brad:You mean...
Dr. Scott:Yes, Brad! It´s something we ourselves have been
working an for quite time, but it seems our friend here has
found a means of perfecting it. A device which is capable of
breaking down solid matter and then projecting it through
space, and - who knows - perhaps even time itself!
Janet:You mean he´s going to send us to another planet?
Frank:Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You´d better wise up, Janet Weiss
You´d better wise up, build your thinghs up
You´d better wise up
Criminologist: .And then she cries out
Janet:Sto-o-o-o-p!
Frank:Don´t get hot and flustered, use a bit of mustard
Brad:You´re a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her,
Frankfurter
Dr. Scott:You´re a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her,
Frankfurter
Janet::You´re a hot dog!